I, Max Addison, would like to cordially invite you to my presentation of findings. I have recently concluded an in depth scientific survey into every single element of every single event on every day of the first 7500 days of my life. Those are the findings that I will be presenting.
It will be educational and inspirational. The goal of said presentation is show you, the public, how you could be better optimising your lives, how you could be living better. I will be assisted by some of my closer acquaintances.
I look forward to your rapt attendance. The power point is ready, the graphs are colour-coded, my accomplices well rehearsed. Everything will be perfect.
Yours etc,
Max Casey Addison