The Christmas Monologues 2

Seven twisted tales of the silly season.
What do the weirdoes and the outcasts do for Christmas?
The play follows a fresh bunch of misfits - A mannish sufferer of intense road rage, an over-eater dreading the Christmas banquet, a naughty little school girl wanting to trap some reindeers, a mall Santa yearning for his childhood love, a family learning that puppies aren't just for Christmas, the mother of the second coming of Christ and a security guard who has to listen to the same goddamn Christmas CD on repeat.