Martin is a middle-weight kiwi actor, best known for his role as an elf in The Lord of The Rings, who is making a living from attending LOTR conventions in the UK. He shares a hotel room with Karl, a wannabe actor who is new to the convention scene. Not quite appreciating the importance of keeping the fans at a distance, Karl inadvertently invites some of them into the room, including Martin’s stalker whose restraining order expired the day before.