St Peter's college, one of the country's oldest and most prestigious public schools, has seen a fair amount of decline in recent years. The grounds are overgrown, the library is full of possums, and the 1st XV hasn't won a Fraser Shield title in over 20 years. The new principal is trying her best to get St Peter's back on track, but it's complicated when your rugby captain is in love with you. Oh and you're also being haunted by the misogynistic ghost of a former principal.