Problems

Our Great Leader is having his late morning nap. Two members of the Security Service are stationed outside Our Great Leader's room. Problem. Our Great Leader has slept past his scheduled time. Problem. The two Security Service guards must wake Our Great Leader 'without disturbing him.' Problem. Our Great Leader's sleep appears to be permanent. Problem. Which member of the Party do they report this catastrophe to? Problem. Will two Security Service members sworn to guard Our Great Leader 'with their lives,' be accountable for his death? Problem. The two Security Service guards despise each other. Problems...